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@scier Nah, waiting in line is part of the fun! #WWDC
[5 years ago]

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My name is Michael Jay Sherman. I graduated from Carnegie Mellon University in Pittsburgh, PA, double degreeing in physics and computer science. I escaped on the 17th of May, 1998 with two Bachelor's degrees in hand, and am now working at Digital Sandbox, Inc. in the D.C. area. I'm currently working on our new Constellation platform using Storm processing, NLP, and jQuery/javascript UI components to process and prioritize real-time text data. Oh, and I'm a Linux/Mac geek. My resume is available here [PDF].

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